a couple of entries ago, i complained about people who smell my chicken. now i'm making the statement-i just caught you looking at my ass.
yes, i realize that if you look at anything within range of my butt, it will reach out and try to shake your hand. and i realize that sometimes, the lanyard on my keys hangs out of my back pocket, and swings around like tassels on stripper nipples. i am largely unaware of what my ass is doing until i catch people trying to start a conversation with it.
anyway, to the title of this post. i was out in Folsom a month ago, driving through rolling foothills and checking out farm animals along the way. i found this very cute donkey, i think she was pregnant, and she was very sweet natured. i stood at her fence just looking at her, and she walked over and put her head against the fence. instinctively, i reached out and stroked her long ears, scratched her nose. her giant brown eyes were looking into my slightly slanted ones, and i gave her a piece of apple. as she nibbled at my fingers, her owner came out, chuckled and said, "i caught you looking at my ass".
Lol. Really, people are mesmerized by your booty? Nice. But even more funny was what the donkey owner said to you. Very cute. Is this a photo of the donkey's ass?
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